ok selamat hari raya.. yesterday open house was quite ok-ok at first quite boring.... everyone malu-malu eat barbeque eat stuff.... than farynna and mun chien balik so fast.. than hariz came... than party started
lol...first people started playing all my musical instrument o.0 than we went walking around the park than played truth or dare in the park...at night o.0.....with no one around than someone throw a glass bottle at us Hariz and Hidayah Batal air sembahyang o.0 (you know what i mean)
after that everyone went to my room continue truth or dare everyone started laughing and all went girls balik is an all boys party
first we dressed han jie with my serban and the halo than i took out one of my jubah and wear it on him than we took photos with him
selepas itu, we played bingo who lose have to wear jubah and serban and take pictures with all of us.... the loser is hariz... hahaha i'll upload the photos later
than played football at the padang... way shen become ball fetcher i became goalkeeper and once i accidentally slept way shens's ball... hariz cant score a goal o.0
after everyone balik me and hariz play mercun we use lighted glowing splinter o.0 than he balik
The last day of puasa...it came and go so fast....like BANG!! or likekriishan farting all the suddenthe atmosphere ( solar sistem..) yesterday was the last sembahyang terawih...whenthe imam read the wrong qunutMEN yes MEN M to the E to the N (ok...sorry for being sexist...)started crying...not me lah...they all gonna miss puasamaybe this is the last ramadhan for them...o.0 Raya going to pray sunat aidilfitri at cheras at mom's momthan in the afternoon going to penanguntill next thursday to meet my dad's mommomma....o.0and going to meet my mom's God-parents... Raya everyone balik kampungmeet our relativesmeet our old friends...Not going on some holiday...coz whats the point of raya in that..we suppose to ziarah-menziarahi lol and i have a haircut...the old hair style... i hate it...
meet our friends
This maybe the final post untill the end of exam sorry T.T just want to wish
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN KOSONG-KOSONG OK?? DONT FORGET TO GIVE ME DUIT RAYA CEH IM JUST KIDDING NO IM NOT YES I AM SHUT UP.. OK ...SERIOUSLY DONT FORGET
and dont forget to come to my open house the one invited only....
you see down at ss18 or ss19 ( M not good with this ss thing) the one near my school (smksu) theres this bazaar.. where they sell all those stuff..... whats the difference between the Ramadhan Bazaar and the ordinary Night Market?? let me explain
Ramadhan Bazaar:
is only during the fasting month (well duh...).
is where all those cheapskate people who are not really professionals in this thing come to earn money the easy way
the price here are ussually double the original price
the food sometimes are spoilt,not really cook and taste horrible
they only appear one month a year
ussualy sells food...no i meant... they ONLY sell foods....
Lol.... Hari Raya Aidilfitri nearby... cant blog going back to penang.... before that i just want to wish....
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDIL FITRI ~MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN~ TO EVERYONE EXPECIALLY FOR :
Luckily Most Of it is during the beginning of the year
Farynna ( for hating you so much at the beginning of the year)
Weng Mun ( for reasons only she knows)
Amirul (for calling you midget, short, and all those short jokes o.0)
Hariz ( for calling you bald at the begining of the year)
Tzer Yuan ( for misjudge you)
Dany ( for disturbing you at the begining of the year)
Rajeev singh ( for being racist to you at the beggining of the year)
Iaina ( for being a mean person )
andrea/audry ( for still cant remember your name)
Mun Chien ( for hating you when you just become KP)
Daniel ( for calling you fat at the beggining of the year)
alamak banyak dosa o.0
sharvin (for calling you a bad flirter and stuff at the beggining of the year)
Harshini ( for calling you hairy back at the beggining of the year)
Lilawadee (for saying you look like a man at the beggining of the year)
Justin (for saying you have a funny head at the beggining of the year)
Kamal ( for insulting you at the beggining of the year)
ryan ( for accidentaly ruin your karangan book)
gilbert ( ok wait he suppose to apologize to me)
1 sigma (for calling you guys cekai)
Zheng Jie & Amy ( for disturbing you guys at the beggining of the year)
arisya (for calling you fat at the beggining of the year)
Arvind Bhaskaran (for calling him black at the beggining of the year)
Lee Zheng & Daphne ( for spreading the rumours that you guys are... rite now)
Myself (for forcing me to do it)
afif ( calling him short at the beggining of the year)
thanesh ( for making jokes till you cry)
sajhviin ( for calling you a BP)
tajuddin ( for misjudging you at the beggining of the year)
Zaim ( for being jealous coz you could swim faster at the beggining of the year)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 0.O ~ DAN LAIN-LAIN LAGI ~ O.0 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
My cekai Kad Raya.... OH YEAH... To those who got invited to my open house....plzzz call me to RSVP
THANK YOU...oh yeah starting from now till end of raya...im playing raya song to tambah the ONG of raya....remember BANYAK ONG PEACE OUT!!!
SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN TO ALL>>>> From Izzat and Family....
went to school .... was fine whole day..... Banyak the usual stuff.... Sajhviin headbutt my ribs because i was hugging him i was teribbly in pain but can still crack up some jokes lol
Had one of my greatest day this year...maybe in my life than i can see im almost as tall as Justin One Kei Mun Science for boys was subtitue with Kh at bengkel I sent invites to every one except 1 Got presents for my Birthday
Almost got tempek ( im a Kota Kemuning-ian not Subang Jayan....so tempeking is not our style..o.o) our style...... too many ancient style (figure out yourself....this is not a free world) ok sorry for extremely short post o.o lol the end
ok currently listening to Do you believe in magic.....WATAFAK HAHAHAHAHAHA i know...no life
Your momma so ugly that your grandma throw her into the streets and was charge of littering *credits to Siew Tzer Yuan (teddybear)
ok uh main point now.... Ok dont tell her (anyraf ) that i bought her a box of Belgium Chocolate .....giving her today..... see whats her response.... is it going to be like
Aww....thanx
or
Go to hell you fugly BITCH!!!!
or
im speechless
or
uh...I prefer Cadbury....
eitherway....dont really care ... oh yeah... mom agree that im having my open house on next week's saturday but it feels wrong having it 1 day after farynna's. lol
oh yeah is for classmate and prefects (bod) only unless you pay fee :RM50 per persn
"Love is love," "Love is you," "I love Love," "so i love you."
Ok so today was like any other day.... yesterday i got a call from Hariz... i was like...
SHIT... Thanks Man Than i ask....How many Bucks?? he said 35... i said ok deal... hahahaha sweet your the best i love you man a'ight
sweet...mission accomplished... score...
School fine got class duty... it was tiring...
but as a prefect we should sacrifice our time and hardwork to serve the school well and respect the fellow students and teacher as it is our way of life....CEH MACHO hahahahahaha
Perasan dy -.-
ok i read my opinion bout mens are not nothing to the prefects when were having a "break" illegaly not illegal lah...1 hour and half duty without sitting walking around the school.... i dont mind doing it.... but not during fasting month....
hahaha than math..., had the sweetest time ever.... so comfortable......
english teacher read my article i felt bangga....Lanci than krishan was like Im mount Kinabalu and making us laugh when he was dancing... his men "chest" was shaking... his shuffle cause me conjuctivities.....o.* but fun though...hahaha
then it rain....great.... went down the stairs.... did something embarassing... in front of her mom... . . . . . . . . GOD!!!
luckily she said her mom didnt hear it.... Thank god
than went to my gate.... was crowded.... "crowded elevator smells different to ******" than i became spotlight i started making jokes and everyone there was laughing.... hahahaha.....
than sad part.... dad come late.... was wet.... tired....
now good part... went pizza hut to break my fast... extremely full cant pray terawih.... and mom says i can make my open house on next week's saturday.....
Bad part... she says only for classmate.... close classmate.... and fellow prefects sorry if you didnt get invited.....
MINTA MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN...... belum raya lagi
and sorry if i insulted tzer yuan in my previous post... maaf zahir dan batin.... haiz....not yet raya lah.... semangat beb....
I was wondering... lately the surau at KK are getting empty... It was quite crowded during the first week of ramadhan... but not at the last week of ramadhan.... weird...because the last 10 days of ramadhan also known as Lailatul-Qadar have 1 day in it which god says it is better than 1000 month (month i think...something like that) hmm.....terbalik
ok i started my day by waking up at 11 o'clock... mom started nagging than someone ring my doorbell a postmen...asking to sigh some stuff.... mom forced me to go and sign.... and i was just wearing a towel..... so i ran down....with my towel like an old faggot with no pants...no undies,,, Half naked o.0 the man was trying to ignore me... he didnt look at me... thank god or else he could have a heart attack... lol
school fine...fun...ussual... lol miss deura's class was funny.. she gave this article bout man is nothing... so she ask us to give our opinion bout it....
FYI men are the first gender without men theres no woMAN...feMALE and men are hot ... have you heard bout Robert pattinson??? and his a guy ... the article says that Mel...says she like men with soft voice... soft voice... ... ... ... ... COME ON!!!! SOFT VOICE!!! people who have deep voice are Macho... DEEP VOICE example...me ceh jk jk jk jk is like marying mickey mouse... is like...Hello honey Im back!! omg bet she die of diarhoea
than green eye??? Mel wants to marry someone with a green eye??? go for the green lantern... oh wait she cant coz he has a deep voice not soft.... and she called a men is just a piece of meat... youre a piece of shit!!! men is a piece of meat... what you think we are Steak??? Meat chop??? Pork chop lah you....
haizz..... ever heard of HEbrew....MENtal.....MANy.....MENtos....MANners....MANly...MENace...MAN...MAN..MAN.. another thing god create man as leaders... all the prophets are man... not woMAN M to the E to the N think twice you MEL!!! MEL....remove the L put a N ....MEL->MEN... i shpuld report this to huMAN rights
hmm.... without men theres no children because.... ok...get the picture.... girls couple with MEN with no MEN they will feel bored and couple with girls causing lebian issues..... my name also nur izzat aiMAN...aiMAN..MAN!!!! ...... have you heard of BRO's before hoes??/ not SIST before hoe's...
Kriishan came to school... he went to penang to mourn for his late uncle RIP i think he's lying... last time he say going asrama dinesram say he saw the letter than say only trial (asrama got trial meh??) hmm... bad lier
perhimpunan...me and other prefects went "Ronda" if you know what i mean tell Mun Chien MC Mariah Carey than ended up rondaing myself -.-
oh yeah... i got stomach ache and i was punching myself like some freak...
than recess was sweet.... kena tangkap talking during duty o.0 sorry....... aiyo kantoi....haha
than went pray..... and ***** was making fun bout amirul hahaha they were like heaven and hell gates for amirul.... amirul was like i could fly o.0 hahahaha
went back to class....english we were talking with miss deura...
Dany: teacher what do you think bout izzat? Teacher: you mean if i dont know his personality Dany:yeah if you dunno his attitude Teacher: than he's ok
lol teacher thinks my looks are ok o.o butcoming from an adult..... it sounds wrong.....
than went back from school teman Hariz go buy barbican He belanja me one too i got 1 rasberry barbican he got 6......6 strawberry barbican..
than dad sent him home... P/S anyone know wheres the nearest place in KK to buy belgium chocolates??? URGENT
than buka mom cooked chicken chop... hahaha they used to call krishan ...krishan chop or mount kinabalu man because his ehem..ehem...get the picture hahaha
oh yeah i had sparkling juice, barbican, tea and some can drinks for puasa and i currently having diarrhoea
yesterday was saturday.... and saturday's my weekly family reunion day.... went to Ibu's house.... Ayah just came back from sabah.... and it was uncle Jack's birthday so mom bake a cake for him dad didnt come....to busy playing golf o.0
went there ... everyone came.... quite crowded... Farid and Afiqah just finnish UPSR... so they are now quite wild
Buka was ok.... food ok drinks ok.... cake banyak ONG
than . . . . . . WE PLAYED MERCUN LIKE THERES NO TOMOROW am not going to post the picture of us playing mercun.... later polis come and tangkap o.0.... lol we play big daddy's fire cracker
Than watch Liverpool's match against burnley... and my pervert cousins came in....
Asri: Muka besar....bawah kecil... syafiq:asri badan kau besar... baik kau pakai bra Ayie: Hahaha Izzat: Laki miang Ayie: Alamak Negro dah merajuk Izzat: Shaddap Shit face... (forgot my cousin's name): mana adib Syafiq: aku sepak mulut kau Asri: eh jangan buli adik aku syafiq....dengan fiq pig pun aku belasah
than i created this song... scotts elmusion tune...
Ku derita macam gila badanku sakit dan tenat...Hooray biar malam atau siang ku tetap jadi miang
Bermain melompat sini sana... Scott's ********* membunuh saya
lol... at 12 o'clock help my grandma buang tulang and kepala ikan masin... I still remember i used to do this when she stayed at my house... lol i love my grandma's
than sleep there... when wake up ... i found out something... my mom bought 3 cartons of ice cream soda's (the traditional one....the one in the glass bottle) lol
lol i miss (insert name here)..... nvm tomorow got school and is the last week of puasa
Uh found out that the mosque above.... which is known as Masjid Kapitan Keling..... uh somehow belong to my family...but now is under goverment lol Kapitan Keling is an indian muslim trader....quite rich... when he come to malaysia he built the mosque.... and my dad just told me that his my 8th generation grandfather o.o Wow....woah... i was surprised my dad told me bout him that his family name is marican
Izzat: wait marican?? abah: that is his family name izzat: so you mean our family name is marican??? abah:betul.... izzat: than why isnt it in my bith slip abah: atuk malas nak letak dekat nama anaknya izzat: but marican still our family name?? abah: betul mama: papa ghouse ada buat family tree apa...pergilah check
lol my dad got better class was quite tiring... expecially KH and the boy in my class... SO rude... he insult religion like... you can eat pig.... if it is well cooked and well cleaned... another one... why you puasa if you cant stand... and amirul was sleepy not hungry... ok malas nak ejek.....bulan puasa kena hormat
at the end of the day... amirul disturb me again he's an annoying freak.... like to disturb people....o.o
lol quick post... ussual stuff.....I love hariz and dany....brotherly love Bro's Before Hoe's
lol
Surau got problem with speaker....it quickly overheats once it reach a high frequency.... so when they azan....and it reach a high octave...it will shut down....lol people azan sometimes reach 10 octave.....higher than Beyonce....
anyraf was quite emo cause class was noisy....
Izzat:anyraf... are you ok?? anyraf: yeah... Izzat:you dont look so good Anyraf: classs being too noisy Izzat: oh.... Anyraf: i feel like having a quiet time
than she sit behind....and i teman her....
buka puasa ... mom was sick so she ask my dad and i to go to ss19 bazaar.... lol this is the first time she ask us to go out and but at bazaar... i met Cekai carlson and his gang .....Hot iaina with girlbert and andrea....and few prefects than i bought nasi lemak....lol the men selling it works at mama kandar one of my fav shop and closest shop to my house in Kota Kemuning....the owner is my dad's friend...
at the surau...ustaz rahim was testing the speaker after terawih and he sang some song... Oh My God....his voice kasar but can sing a song damn wonderful.... His Nasyid was music to my ear......It sounds so nice and wonderful Ten Over Ten
today though...class was noisy again... Pn.Sakinah the penyelia petang got mad and went to our class and scold us lol serve them right i mean serve us right o.0
lol went home.... mom cooked Chicke rice...smells good ...taste better... P/S: im a men with no guts o.0
LOL yesterday was boring as ussual.... Anyraf went shopping.... Wish i could go out....by my mom too afraid with H1N1.... o.0
Than i went to dream land.... Wtf??? i saw Iaina in a fine restaurant eating steak...Oh it looks so good... Than i went bathing .... getting ready to go to surau
I was in the toilet and was singing:
"Kelapa dan Orkid , Bagus untuk Rambut"
"Saya NAK balik duit saya"
"kenapa?"
than i was like swinging my hair....
talking bout hair...
i accidently use one of my mom's shampoo
and my hair got really soft o.0
IT FEELS SO WRONG
I CANT PULL MY HAIR UP
TILL TODAY o.0
HAHAHA
Finnaly we finished reading the quran... maybe tomorow im gonna post the pictures of the celebration yesterday me and haziq were talking bout....ehem....Man's talk.
than sms-ed anyraf we talk bout the corrupting world and also bout woman
IZZAT: Where are you? ANYRAF: Mom at cold storage....Is going to be long... IZZAT: lol same goes to my mom when she's at cold storage... ANYRAF: ...Women... IZZAT:Arent you a woman to?? ANYRAF: Nope.... I dont think so... IZZAT: Than you must be a girl?? ANYRAF: Just to be safe.....call me a female... IZZAT: lol
lol and just found out got 2 new followers Fahmi....my neighbour.... and this girl name eryn??? dont really know her But i dont mind though :D lol
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I shaved my moustache coz it was quite long.... Bad move... mom notice something bout my face.... she was like
Mama: Izzat , kenapa muka nampak macam pondan tua? Izzat: what?? Mama:Pakai make-up ke?? Izzat: ??? Mama:Theres something different Izzat:guess ?? Mama: Make up muka kan Izzat: tak I shave my moustache Mama: No wonder muka macam pondan tua... i know theres something different with your face Izzat: (thanx alot)
than went blame dany and we end up insulting amirul o.0 haha
went to sembahyang jumaat..... come back cant find (Insert name here)
so i went walking round the school with Hariz....we were talking craps like whos taller Amirul or Hao Yi o.0 lol no offence
that after the 4th round around the school we found her with mun chien doing some pengawas thing....lol so i just said hi than went off...didnt want to disturb her..
Than i lepak at dataran Taylor..
than she came just rite on time before school starts..
so we went to class....
ok i accidently left my bag in da class and it was agama -.- so i went up and took my books..... lol in agama i was confused why amirul all the sudden was sitting in front of da class.....
the boys and me were talking loudly and each time she scolded us everyone was like "Amirul Senyaplah" hahaha
we learnt Jawi and after class we went back to class...
than bla~bla~bla
recess was Ok .... something funny happen.. i tricked Mun Chien and Farynna into thinking i brought my essentials o.0 sorry guys ..i mean girls..
than KH dany was.. i mean all of the muslim were sleepy except from amirul he got this SMALL adraneline rush... Teacher was knocking the whiteboard with her marker and Dany was annoyed So he slap me each time teacher knocks it...than i slap him back... none of us slap amirul coz we cant reach him o.0
school was fine untill the end of it...
Btw at surau was the same and ussual stuff to....oh yeah Ustaz Rahim the one i mention before which gets to go to mecca for free came back...'
And lotse fun thing happen to me today:
1.Got this PERFECT idea for Next Year's Kawad group (i think we can beat Kasturi next year -.0)
2.Got to sit beside (Insert name here) in class
3.ok forgot this one
4.it was the last day this ustazah's gonna teach my class...were getting the old one back :)
5.Kriishans last day in school (hes getting transfered) WOOHOO
Wake up at 10.30.... first thing do go to the shower.... went down...mom forced me to clean lotsa stuff.... than got ready for school
AT school met Babulu (hariz...) then met (insert name here) lol class was normal.... Till sejarah lol
recess quite normal...no more diarrhoea HAHAHAHA Wished that i could spend my time at the surau.... but got duty o.0 my duty like piece of cake (talking bout cakes .... want to ask mom to bake 1 for me)
oh yeah to amirul Sorry If I Insulted you badly coz (insert name here) told me to stop it... I'll change....
than school normal bla~bla~bla
went back home dad bought KFC mom make some buttered rice,coleslaw,garlic mash potato o.0
than went mosque Only Haziq.....Tadarus was almost finnish... went back bla~bla~bla
lol Today very emo post....quite bored oh yeah go to ss19 bazaar and buy this bottle called Barbican Banyak ONG hahahha
